In Search of Giants

Late summer can be a difficult time in southwestern Idaho.  The triple digit temperatures combined with the inevitable forest fire smoke make the air quality bad enough that cycling becomes the exercise equivalent to hanging out on the back porch smoking cigarettes (i.e. unhealthy).  Fortunately, this year we had an option: Ride motorcycles…somewhere. John was in possession of a newly acquired 2017 Honda Africa Twin and he wanted to ride to visit his dad, Jack, in the beautiful central valley of California.  Between the heat and the incredible smoke from the California forest fires, the direct route from Boise to Jack’s sounded like a pretty unpleasant ride, so we brainstormed and came up with a more circuitous route that would be more fun.  Early on in the planning process, we decided that checking out the Redwoods in northern Cal was a goal. John added checking out the sequoias to the list, and a plan was formulated.

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A key element of the plan was camping off the bikes.  We both have done some backpacking so we have the necessary equipment to go light and move fast.  Our motorcycles for this trip are very different: John rode his new 2017 CRF1000L Honda Africa Twin, I rode my 2004 FLHR Harley Davidson Road King.  We both were very busy at work prior to leaving town so we kept the planning very general: head that way, sleep on the ground, see big trees, ride.

EQUIPMENT:

  • 2017 CRF100L Africa Twin, stock.  ~600 miles. Givi Tanklok tank bag, Kreiga tailbag.  USB outlet on handlebars, RAM mount for GPS/Phone,
  • 2004 FLHR Road King, D&D (I think) 2 into 1 pipe, otherwise stock.  ~16,000 miles. Newish Michelin tires. USB outlet wired into the saddlebag.

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Day 1 found us leaving Boise at rush hour in 100 degree heat in stop and go traffic.  We both have Sena intercoms installed in our helmets so we could at least commiserate on the unpleasant experience.  Soon enough though we were out of town and heading west on a lightly traveled two lane highway that leads us to the Oregon border.  After a quick stop for food in Nyssa (where we spotted a Ferrari…very out of place), we were blasting down Oregon Hwy 20 to the west.  As the miles piled on the temperature turned very pleasant and the clear night with the moon above made for some great riding. After a quick gas stop in Burns (and a layer addition) we blasted the last few miles to our campsite for the night, Chickahominy Reservoir.  We pretty much had the place to ourselves and we had a pleasant night’s sleep, serenaded by a nearby pack of coyotes.

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In the morning we packed up and hit the road, only stopping once on the way to Bend to check out an abandoned service station at Millican Or.  Soon enough we were in Bend eating breakfast and plotting our next steps. An hour south on a busy Hwy 97 took us to Diamond Lake Junction where we the turned off onto Oregon Hwy 138 (aka the North Umpqua Hwy) which turned out to be a real treat for our motorcycles with minimal traffic, beautiful scenery, good smooth pavement and lots of turns.  We stopped briefly at the Diamond Lake overlook where we were approached by the boldest chipmunks I have ever met. We were powerless to resist their entreaties and I ended up giving them most of my snack material. With lighter saddlebags we got back on the road which descended rapidly to the North Umqua River, which it followed to the small town of Glide, where it turned southwest towards Roseburg.  

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Just south of Roseburg we turned west onto Hwy 42 which took us into the coast range where the 95 degree weather began to cool as we passed along the Coquille River.  Along the way we stopped to check out the historic Sandy Creek covered bridge. The bridge itself is well cared for, although apparently local miscreants couldn’t resist the urge to graffiti the newly painted historic structure.  After a short break we were back on the motorcycles heading towards the coast with its beckoning cooler temperatures. In the town of Coquille we took a left onto Hwy 42S (aka the Coquille-Bandon Highway), already the temperature was falling as we rode this delightful stretch of road 15 miles or so to Bandon, where we joined the legendary Hwy 101 and got our first glimpse of the Pacific Ocean.  

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A much needed stop for dinner was made at the Bandon Brewing Company.  A popular brewpub with indoor/outdoor seating located just off the highway in touristy part of Bandon.  The smell of pizza wafting out of the restaurant drew us in. Unfortunately they were so busy that the wait staff felt compelled to warn us that the pizza oven was backed up due to high demand and we should order grilled items instead.  Burgers it was. We ate our burgers, talked with a few locals, and John fielded questions from an interested tourist on his Africa Twin (this would be a reoccurring theme on our ride).

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After dinner we headed off south down Hwy 101 towards our planned stop for the night, Humbug Mountain State Park.  Quickly, things got dark and foggy and I began to feel the chill of the night air. It was a fantastic contrast to the almost unbearable heat of only 24 hours before when my air cooled motorcycle felt as if it might burst into flames from the heat as we were trying to escape Idaho in rush hour traffic.  We rolled in to the campground at 830 pm (the sign at the entrance proclaimed “campground full”-which we ignored). The helpful campground host told us about two open campsites, and the first one we got to we immediately claimed. It wasn’t the best campsite, wedged between camper vans and RVs, but it was close to the beach, and I slept like a baby after the long ride.  Waking at dawn, I was pleased to discover that this park offered free showers-which I immediately took advantage of. A misty morning walk on the beach was very satisfying and made hopping back on the bike much nicer. Breakfast awaited us 22 miles to the south in Gold Beach.

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After breakfast (and a gas stop) we were off down Hwy 101 to California.  At the intersection of Hwy 197 we took a left and rode towards our first opportunity to see the Redwoods.  Our trip into Jedidiah Smith Redwoods State Park offered some amazing riding, a few giant trees and a few choice photo ops.  We didn’t stay long though, John knew of better tree viewing opportunities down the coast. He was right, another 30 miles or so of riding took us to Prairie Creek Redwoods State Park.   This was more like it, a really cool ride through the park down a shaded lane took us to a little rest stop with some magnificent trees nearby. While in the parking lot I spied two fellow riders obviously on a journey of their own so I walked over and said hi.  They turned out to be two nurses from Canada on a 21 day, 7000 mile road trip down the coast and eventually to southern Utah, before heading back to Calgary. These ladies were full of helpful tips, bubbly enthusiasm, and general good vibes. I came away from our encounter feeling ready to put down some miles, which was good, because we had some miles to do…  Our next stop was 80 miles to the south, we cruised through Eureka (which didn’t make a very positive impression on me) where we got burritos and gas and then wicked it up to 70 plus until we got to the entrance of The Avenue of The Giants.

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The Avenue of the Giants was what I had in mind when we first talked about going to the redwood trees.  In a word, amazing. The Avenue is a nice undulating two lane road that winds through groves of giant redwood trees, each more spectacular than the last.  Every once in a while you come across an isolated house or two but then you are back into the trees. We found a place to stay the night at Hidden Springs Campground, set up our tent and rode back to the last civilization we had seen (a bar) to procure supplies.  At Meyers Flat we bought a few beers from the bar for the campsite and while packing our provisions were approached by a fellow motorcycle traveler who was drawn to the shiny Africa Twin. He announced that he had ridden his Kawasaki ZX-10R up from southern California at some point in the previous few days and proudly told us his sum total of riding gear consisted of “a wifebeater and a hoodie” (plus a helmet of course -this is California after all).  He told us that he slept in rest stops “back in the corner where the trucks are” on his trip. Minimalist moto camping at its best! Back at camp we had an early night and slept amongst the big(ish) trees. In the morning we woke early and had a quick ride through another amazing grove of giant redwoods and found breakfast 88 miles or so down the road in Miranda. While I enjoyed coffee and eggs benedict on the porch of the Avenue café we struck up a conversation with a fellow traveler who was riding her bicycle south to San Diego.  She had just graduated from college and took a few months to ride before things got serious again. Cool. I wish I could do that. I couldn’t help but compare her travel experience to that of the guy at the bar the night before. Both adventures, both a little risky, both memorable. After breakfast, there was a last short stretch of the Avenue of the Giants to enjoy. We made sure to stop and do some photography since it was such a magnificent location.

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After leaving the road of big trees we had 30 miles of crowded Hwy 101 to do before we turned off on Hwy 1 near Leggett.  Hwy 1 is a completely different experience from 101, much lower traffic, narrow, tight, twisty…awesome. We would stay on 1 as much as we could on this trip and it was wonderful.  In 20 miles we rode through sunny south facing mountainsides, shady moss covered forests, and down to the foggy seaside. Not only was the scenery varied but the temperature seemed like it varied by as much as 20 degrees.  After a photo stop or two, we took a break in the tiny town of Westport. We bought snacks and sat on the porch of the community store and chatted with another bicycle traveler. He was a motorcyclist as well and told us we would love the next stretch of road.  He was right.

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The next stretch of road was twisty and scenic (what you could see through the thick fog anyway).  We did some more photography and found ourselves following a train of 8 or 10 touring Harley Davidsons.  The rider at the tail end of that group made us both a little nervous so we pulled off and let them get comfortably ahead.  Lunch was had at the North Coast Brewing Taproom in Fort Bragg. We had a nice lunch while we looked over maps and tried to guess at where we would spend the night (spoiler alert-none of our guesses were correct).  Nice touristy town Fort Bragg but we had miles to cover…

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The next stretch of road was pretty great. The sun actually came out a few times and revealed the ocean crashing on the rocks to our right.  We rode miles of beautiful twisty roads, most of the time only sharing it with bicyclists. As a bicyclist myself I tried to minimize my intrusion on their experience and mostly I succeeded, I think.  Anyway it was great and I loved every second of it. We stopped a few times along the way for the inevitable pictures and just to get off and enjoy the sea air-which we knew we wouldn’t be smelling much longer.  Fort Ross looked pretty cool but we were too cheap to fork over 8 bucks apiece to go inside, fortunately you can get a pretty view of it from the hwy. It was around 5 pm when we made it to Bodega Bay (where we got gas/coffee/monster energy).  It was getting time to really think about where we were going to end up sleeping. There were no obvious answers so we kept riding.

Passing through some nice little towns, this was a great part of the ride.  I enquired at a little hotel whether they had a room for the night, denied we kept on riding south.  As the light faded the fog started to set in, slowly at first but eventually we found ourselves riding in a full-on fogbank.  My vented motorcycle gear that was barely cool enough 48 hours before became way too cool fast. Also, our intercom systems both ran out of power and shut off.  A hasty roadside conference resulted in me donning my Walmart Frogg Toggs and the two of us attaching backup power cells to our intercoms-(we would need them in the coming hours).  

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The next few hours were, in a word: surreal.  The water droplets from the dense fog sparkled like a thousand diamonds in our headlights.  Visibility was maybe 50 feet. The occasional auto traffic would momentarily blind us with their headlights as they passed.  We twisted along the waterfront, passing the occasional house or closed business. After what seemed like an eternity we left the waterfront and climbed a very steep, twisty road that took us under trees so laden with moisture from the fog that when you passed underneath them it appeared to be raining.  Then, all of a sudden, we were out of the fog in a town, Almonte to be exact. Stopping for gas we huddled up in our water covered gear and high fived like we passed a trial by fire.

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It was decision time.  We still didn’t have a real plan for our night’s destination and it was 10 pm on a Friday night, just north of San Francisco.  We were both tired from 14 hours of riding and we knew we had to be at Jack’s house Saturday but we had options on how and when to get there.  I was of a mind to find a hotel and a warm shower, John still was interested in camping on the beach down near Santa Cruz. In the end we decided to just hit the highway and white-knuckle it the two hours or so to Jack’s home in Hilmar.  That meant getting onto 101 for a few miles and then riding over the Richmond Bridge before riding a web of freeways on our way east. John was justifiably nervous to ride on the freeway on his new bike (he had never ridden any appreciable amount of time on one before this trip) but I assured him we would ride as a unit using our intercoms for coordination and we would be fine.  We accelerated down the onramp and immediately found ourselves in the controlled chaos that is the California freeway system. For the most part it was a pretty uneventful ride that saw us speed through the night, experiencing rapid temperature changes (50 degrees at the coast, 85 degrees in the Central Valley), strange odors (primarily cow manure and marijuana smoke), and the occasionally bizarre behavior of our fellow drivers (possibly related to smell #2 above).  As with any authentic California highway experience we had some stop and go followed by clipping along well in excess of the speed limit trying to stay up with traffic. With relief, we pulled into Jack and Becca’s driveway at 11:45pm. It had been an amazing day of riding, and we were only halfway through our trip.

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After a much needed 36 hours of rest with John’s family we hopped back on the bikes Sunday morning.  Our goal was to get out of the hot central valley up into the foothills and eventually, into the Sierras where we would check out California’s other giant trees, the Sequoia.  After a warm, fun ride along some rolling, smooth pavement, we arrived at Calaveras Big Trees State Park. We paid our admission fee (of course, a motorcycle pays the same price as a loaded suburban, because that just makes sense) and took a stroll through the visitors center.  The maps and displays inside are quite informative and helped us locate a spot to take a stroll and take in the big trees. I learned that there two types of Redwood trees native to California, the coast Redwood (that we had just enjoyed in our ride through the Avenue of the Giants), and the giant Sequoia that are scattered around the western slope of the Sierra Nevada.  It looked like the Sough Grove would be interesting so we headed that way. The park is quite large and the roads are excellent so it was a fun ride to the grove where we parked the bikes and stripped off our riding gear for a hike. It was a good break from the bikes, plus some much needed exercise. After drinking in the scenery, feeling tiny compared to a giant, ancient tree, and generally enjoying the park, it was time to hit the road again.  We had only gone 100 miles or so since starting and we needed to cover some more distance before we stopped for the night.

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Out of the park, we turned back onto California Hwy 4 (AKA the Alpine State Highway) and climbed to the east further into the mountains.  Traffic noticeably lessened as we moved away from the populated valley. We passed Bear Valley ski area and without warning the road went from a standard 2-lane highway to something more like a campground road, paved but quite narrow, maybe 1.5 lanes wide.  Confused, we pulled over at Lake Alpine and consulted the maps. While we were getting our bearings I talked with a guy in a pickup who was pretty eager for conversation. Quickly, he started telling me about the “giants” that are well represented in the archaeological record (according to him, anyway) but that “they” don’t want us to know about it…  OK, whatever you say man.

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Since it appeared that we were headed the correct way so we continued east.  The road wound up and down through some amazing country, one minute climbing 10 mph switchbacks, the next passing amazing mountain lakes located at 8,000 feet above sea level.  At one point we stopped to check out the view and watch the smoke from a nearby forest fire. It was far enough away to not be too concerning… As the day turned to night we started to look for a good campsite.  Just when we were starting to think about a side of the road kind of spot, we chanced upon Silver Creek campground. The campground was virtually empty (just one other camper on the other side of the “highway” from us. We cruised through and picked out the best spot which had a wonderful view to the east overlooking the road as it descended the mountain.  It was a fantastic night, John did some really cool long aperture photography and we laid on our backs on a basalt boulder and swapped stories while drinking warm beer. At some point that night the wind direction shifted and the smoke from the nearby fire came into camp so thickly that I woke in a panic thinking we were going to have to flee. After a while I convinced myself that we were safe(ish) and I went back to a fitful sleep.  In the morning we were greeted by a Smokey sunrise and shortly afterwards, by the other camper, the camp host. He was a nice older guy who hung out with us for a while (and collected the $18 fee, of course). Apparently this campground was usually packed that time of year but the fires were keeping people away. Understandable.

 

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Back on the road we descended the mountain and stopped for a little exploring at an abandoned brick factory (really, it was just a smokestack, a really cool 19th century house, and a big pile of abandoned bricks).  Coffee was on my mind, however, and we sped away to the next town on our maps, Markleeville.  We had our choice of two establishments for breakfast, and we picked the wrong one. The less said the better…

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With a “meal” in our bellies and a fresh load for 91 octane, we departed the pleasant little town of Markleeville to the north.  The next stop was Lake Tahoe. The ride around the western side of the lake was slow (due to traffic) but fantastically scenic. We rode around the lake and stopped at the northern end where we got off the bikes, drank more coffee (I did anyway), and soaked in the vibe of the place.  The little coffee shop we found had a great view of the lake and a demo skateboard so pretty much win, win for us. After a half hour break or so we hit the road and climbed out of the valley to the north. The traffic was fairly heavy at first but quickly thinned out as we left the $$$$ of Lake Tahoe.  Back on the road it was a fine ride for a bit and lunchtime found us at a literal crossroads in Sierraville, CA. Stopping for a meal, we ambled into the Fork & Horn restaurant where we were both treated to a great lunch. Our server, a young mother whose name escapes me, engaged us in lively conversation and the overall feel of the place was that of a town where everyone knows each other, and life is pretty much the same it has been for a hundred years.  It was with some reluctance that we hopped back on our motorcycles and left town on our journey.

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Just north of town we were reminded of the danger that surrounds us when travelling on motorcycles when John was very nearly blown off the road by a passing semi-truck. That would have sucked. With that little reality check we continued north, passing through small towns that had clearly seen their heyday in the 60s-70s as evidenced by the dilapidated motels, boarded up bait stores, and abandoned gas stations.  At Lake Almandor we stopped along the east shore for a break to stretch our legs. So far so good, it had been a great ride so far. After a rest we hopped back on the road and sped east towards Susanville. In Susanville, we stopped for gas and I shoved a couple of cold beers into my saddlebags, in the 90 degree heat, they wouldn’t stay cold long… Climbing out of town to the north on Hwy 139 we were treated to more spectacular views of the sparsely populated country. After an hour or so we pulled over to drink the (now merely cool) beers.  The beauty and low population of the area was on full display from our roadside stop and our destination for the night was still in question. Both John and I were of the opinion that we should just “see where we end up” so with that philosophy in mind we headed off through the late afternoon sunlight to the north. Somewhere north of Adin, CA we encountered another forest fire. This time we were stopped by a roadblock and only allowed through with the escort of a pilot car. The smoke was thick and in places we spied open flames to the north where the fire still burned.  Even though we were getting tired, the thought of another smoke filled night was enough to drive us on. Turning east near the Oregon border we made our way to Alturas, where we refueled (and picked up some foodstuffs) and John, consulting his gps, picked a campground within range for the night.

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30 minutes to the north of Alturas was (according to the paper map and google) a campground that would be perfect for us so we ventured out of town looking for our spot.  A few miles from the location on the map John asked me to lead as he hadn’t brought his clear lenses for his glasses and it was quite dark already. Within a mile of taking over the lead I encountered a family of deer around a blind corner.  Fortunately I was moving pretty slow and it just served to warn me to keep things mellow. The campground, however, was nowhere to be found. Not in the location on the map, not anywhere. We ranged up and down the mountainside looking for a sign or gate or anything, but no luck.  It was gone, vanished (more likely decommissioned by a cash strapped ranger district). Plan B, pull over and find a spot. I had seen an old road bed at the summit of the small mountain range we were on and suggested that it might work. Sure enough, we found a flat spot suitable for our tent and settled in for the night.  Once again a warm beer and some jerky sufficed to keep us happy as we watched the rare car or bus drive by. After seeing enough random big old busses I put two and two together and realized that we were on a backroad route to Burning Man. It added a little color to our own journey. Maybe next year, burning man, maybe next year…

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In the morning we packed up and headed north to the border of Oregon.  There we found Lakeview, and in that town we found a wonderful breakfast, easily my favorite of the trip, at “erry’s” (apparently the “J” fell off the sign, both sides of the sign…).  With a full load of pancakes and sausage we found a gas station where we had chance encounter with two BMW rides fresh from a trip to Canada. “there are 500 fires burning up there, even worse than down here” they told us.  We swapped stories of the road for a few minutes and then left ourselves, anxious to make our way home now that it was within striking distance.

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Bruneau Fatties

 

Mid-February isn’t the best time to be a cyclist in Southern Idaho.  Winter has been in full effect for three months, and even the avid fat biker is getting tired of the snow experience.  In addition, the daytime temperatures this year (2017) are now getting above freezing which is melting the snow and thawing the frozen earth.  Unfortunately that means that the wonderful trails we have at our doorstep here in Boise, Idaho (http://www.ridgetorivers.org/) are basically off limits (except for early in the morning, or at night) due to trail erosion issues and bicycle drivetrain longevity considerations.  If you are looking for a place to ride and not interested in the local paved pathways there are few options available.  Fortunately, a short drive to the south lies a natural wonderland that is curiously underutilized by local cyclists.  

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Bruneau Dunes State Park (https://parksandrecreation.idaho.gov/parks/bruneau-dunes) is a 4,800 acre recreational area located just south of the Snake River about 60 miles south of Boise.  This Idaho State Park was founded in 1968 and is best known for its huge sand dunes (the tallest rises 470 feet above the surrounding terrain), RV camping, and its observatory.  However, there is more to Bruneau than those attractions, it is also home to a trail system that caters to equestrian users and snakes around the park to locations the average park visitor never visits.  When last winter’s doldrums hit, John and I took a trip down there to investigate the riding.  I had taken my fatbike on camping trips to the park before so I knew the dunes were ridable, but family obligations had limited my explorations to the campgrounds and lower dunes.  John and I quickly discovered during last year’s visit that the equestrian trail is not just a tour of the sand dunes, but instead it is meandering trail with steep climbs, sagebrush, interesting geology, and of course sand.  This year, we decided to recruit a few friends for the ride, and to do some additional exploration.  It turned out to be a great decision.

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The crew for this Sunday morning ride consisted of four fatbike riders (Ron on a Motebecane, Mike on a Surly Wednesday, John on a Specialized Fatboy, and myself on my Framed Minnesota 2.0) all running tires ranging between 3.8 and 5 inches wide, and a fifth rider (Glenn) on a 27.5 plus bike running 3 inch wide tires (Specialized Fuse).  We parked just inside the park gate at the visitor’s center (it was closed, although the restrooms were open), unloaded, checked our tire pressures and headed off to the SW on the pavement to the equestrian camp where the trail begins.  The trail heads west out of the camp and quickly turns into a granny gear grind up to the top of the escarpment that borders the dunes.  This portion of the trail was a little rough in places from the horse hoof prints (which were still frozen when we rode it), but in general offers excellent traction and it is a nice change from the snow.  

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Once on top of the hill, the trail levels out and you start to run into sand.  At first they are just little pockets but eventually you encounter full blown dunes.  These dunes are beautifully sculpted by the wind and we found it impossible to resist playing around on them.  We took turns doing wheelies, dropping off the steep slopes, and generally acting like kids in a sandbox.  After getting that foolishness out of our systems (mostly), we continued along the edge of the rim to the south, generally following the trail markers, although at times we were just riding along without any visible trail.  This is my favorite part of this whole ride, with uninterrupted views to the east of the huge dunes and to the north of the seemingly endless sagebrush plains.  It was while we were in this section that we were occasionally serenaded by an unusual low, ripping sound coming from the north.  I recognized this as the sound of A-10 Warthog aircraft strafing targets with their 30 mm rotary cannon on the nearby Saylor Creek Gunnery Range (I had heard this sound when I was performing archaeological survey on the range a while back).  The strafing didn’t last long, however, and we were back to the sound of the wind and our own labored breathing.

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The trail eventually works its way around to the southern edge of the park and there it turns northeast, down a steep grade towards the large dunes in the center of the park.  The upper part of this descent was partially obscured by a large snowdrift covering the trail with several feet of snow at a sharp angle.  Ron elected to go first and while we watched he effortlessly skimmed over the crusty surface beckoning us to follow him.  Indeed, the drift was surprisingly solid and my tires gripped enough that I was bummed when we came to the end of it.  From here it was a steep, fairly direct descent to the bottom of the grade on a nice hardpack surface that encouraged us to go as fast as we dared, the speed urge only tempered by the occasional baby head sized rock and a few soft patches.

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Upon reaching the bottom of the grade, we once again found ourselves in the sand and some really fun gravity assisted singletrack was the reward for all the climbing we had already done.  To our surprise we spied a group of fatbikers working their way towards us from the direction of the really big dunes.  It turned out we were on the same trail and when we eventually met up they turned out to be local riders known to most of us.  We traded a few notes on the progress of our rides so far and then parted ways so they could continue on their circumnavigation of the big dunes in the center of the park, and we could resume our exploration.  At this point we turned to a trail heading north and wound through an area of low dunes and scrub brush for a mile or two before John led us off to the west on a side trip to an interesting area we had explored last year.  This area is filled with wind sculpted sandstone and low dunes that presented another opportunity for some playing in the sand.  We all took advantage of the opportunity to mess around in the terrain with Glenn demonstrating his skills on a nice little kicker jump.  

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After some fun we left and regained the trail heading back north towards the equestrian parking area.  This part of the trail started out ok but eventually deteriorated as we climbed in elevation and passed from sand to a mixture of silt and sand covered with melting snow that increasingly turned into a fine mud coating everything on the bikes.  Within a mile or two though, this was over and we were back at the equestrian campground, where Mike found a working faucet to clean off his tires.  The rest of us contented ourselves with deliberately riding though low snow drifts to clean our tires.  A mile or so of pavement later we were back at the trucks with smiles all around.  

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Everyone agreed it was an amazing ride that exceeded our expectations and provided some real challenges, beautiful scenery, varied conditions, and a whole lot of fun.  When the word gets out, I suspect this will be a winter riding hotspot.

 

Notes:

General: Say hi to the Park Employees and be cool to other trail users (especially Horse folks).  My interactions with Park employees over the years have been very positive.  These folks work there because they love the area and they seem to be interested in biking and want to promote safe, responsible, use of the park.  Most of the other trail users out there are going to be friendly and at least curious about fatbikes.  Clean up after yourselves, set a good example.  Be particularly friendly and courteous to the horseback riders, the trails were set up mostly for them and we don’t need any more trail conflicts.  Remember, National Parks are not into fatbikes so let’s keep the State Parks on our side.

Mileage recommendation:  Loop mileage varies but be aware that riding in the sand is harder than “normal” riding conditions, so a 9 mile ride feels like a lot more than that.  Start with a shorter loop so you have some extra energy to play on the dunes.

Fees:  Entry to the park is $5 per vehicle, or you can purchase a Idaho State Parks Passport for a $10 annual fee (https://parksandrecreation.idaho.gov/idaho-state-parks-passport-0).  I recommend the passport as you will want to return to Bruneau and there are lots of other amazing parks in the Idaho State Park system including Harriman Park in eastern Idaho (groomed fatbike trails!).

Equipment: A fatbike with 4 inch tires or wider is recommended.  Glenn made due with his 3.0 inch (x 27.5”) tires, but he struggled in some places and if the sand was drier, he might have had an issue.  John tried to ride this loop in the late spring on a 29er with 2.1 inch tires and had to abandon the ride and hike out.  Sand is better when it is wet, but having a big tire is always better.  Also, bring a spare tube.  I know fatbike tubes are heavy but it’s better than pushing and the low pressures you will want to run in the sand can lead to pinch flats on the occasional rock sections.  Also, there are goatheads (a local thorn type that can easily puncture a tire) in and around the campgrounds.

Water:  Bring plenty, even in the winter.  You need more than you think you do.  Also, the park isn’t very big but you can find yourself a long way away from help if you need it, be prepared.  

Temperature:  It is generally warmer on the dunes than it is in Boise.  In fact, it can easily feel 20 degrees warmer on the dunes so winter is the best time for riding out there.  On the other hand, it can be windy and cold up on the equestrian trail so it is a good idea to wear layers and be prepared to make some adjustments as the ride progresses.

Hells Yeah Canyon

Hells Canyon, it is a dramatic name for a pretty ordinary place.  Well, ordinary, that is, if you live in a place like Idaho, where spectacular scenery seems to be in every direction.  Last week we (John, Todd and I) made our semi-annual trek to the canyon.  I call it semi-annual, but really there is no schedule or reoccurring plan; it’s just that every couple of years or so Todd and I sit indoors during some particularly crappy winter evening and decide that the only place we could really enjoy being outside is Hells Canyon. The reasons for this are various but centered on the existence of a particularly lovely hot springs.  This hot springs, like all semi-mythical destinations, requires a short (but occasionally dangerous- more on that later) boat ride.  It is the existence of the reservoir (serving as a moat)that keeps many riff raff away from the springs.Weathered Wood (52 of 77)

This year we had several incentives for our hot springs trip.  They are: (1) an RV and (2) a boat that is unlikely to sink.  So with very little advance planning, our intrepid crew set off for the canyon.  It is only a “2 ½ hour drive” (according to Todd), but it always takes longer.  Like any good adventure, we had to deal with little challenges that threatened to derail our plans.  First, the RV was steaming up the windshield, and the defroster was not functioning.  This was fixed by replacing a fuse, ignoring the smell of coolant, and regularly wiping the steamy windshield (heater core failure, maybe-no time to fix, so some ignoring was in order).  The next more pressing issue, was the fact that we had never really figured out how to mount the canoe on the roof of the RV (a 1980ish Minnie Winnie henceforth known as El Chapul, after the stained glass window bearing the image of a cricket and those words on the door).  With some difficulty, we managed to tie the canoe to the roof, in a manner that concerned all of us, particularly when passing under low overpasses.  After bodging those minor fixes (and making some really bad decisions on food at the grocery store), we hit the road for a relatively uneventful trip northwest towards the canyon.  It was a few hours of wiping the windshield, eating fried chicken from the grocery deli, and discussing adventures we’ve had and the ones we haven’t gotten to yet.  John demonstrated his razor sharp reactions with a suicidal skunk on the way into the hamlet of Cambridge and with a fresh load of fuel we descended into the canyon, arriving at our designated camp spot at some time after midnight.

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Bright and early (ok, more like 830 am), we woke and fueled ourselves with coffee and bacon for the short boat trip to the hot springs.  Stepping out of El Chapul revealed the true beauty of Hells Canyon this time of year: lots of green and lots of silence.  No other human beings in sight, just the distant sound of the Oxbow Dam spillway and the occasional sound of birds.  Before long, we were at the boat launch and boarding our little boat, a craigslist score Coleman Scanoe.  Dangerously close to the placarded weight limit, we paddled across the glassy smooth waters to the Idaho side of the reservoir, where the hot springs is located.  Tying ashore, we hauled our supplies (towels, sandwiches, beer and more beer) up the muddy track to the springs, finding it in nearly perfect condition for us.  A quick rinse of stream water and the tub was ready to fill.  Former users of the springs had placed several metal bathtubs next to the old concreted tub and installed abs piping to supply hot water and cold water to the tubs, allowing one to perfectly control the temperature.  

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Hours of leisure were spent in the hot water, while we discussed previous visits with adventures ranging from helpful boy scouts (helpful, as in they helped Todd out of the tub years ago), to angry hot springs lovers (coitus interruptus), to leaking boats-lots of those.  My personal history with the hot springs goes back 20 years or so when Todd showed me the location for a winter campout.  That first visit to the hot springs was complete with a multi-canoe bottle rocket fight (eye protection recommended), epic.  Later, I was to survey the reservoir for archaeological materials under contract from Idaho Power during which time I spent more than a few hours in the water.  Todd has visited the canyon and the hot springs since the 80’s, and he has a lot of history there.  For John, it was his first trip, and I like to think the first of many.  Todd and I were excited to share the Canyon and its splendor with our friend, hopefully not drowning him in the process.  

After absorbing the hot water until serious prunage started to occur, we dressed and did some exploring.  Todd headed down to the reservoirs edge to examine an area he knew had evidence of the ancient’s use of the area.  John and I ventured up the hillside to the location of a natural pool, which we found full of interesting flora, not at all inviting for a soak.  Spectacular is one word for it; a few others come to mind as well.  After reuniting at the water’s edge, Todd showed John a few ancient artifacts he found lying on the surface and we talked about local geology/archaeology.  Soon, we departed the Idaho shore and paddled back to the Oregon side, where El Chapul awaited us.  The wind had picked up just enough that the low waves caused me some concern and careful coordination of our paddling was necessary.  Shortly enough, we made it across and stashed our canoe in some blackberry bushes so we wouldn’t have to load it until the following day.

The next order of business was to show John a little more of the canyon, so we hopped into El Chapul and drove a few miles north to Oxbow Village, a small community of Idaho Power employees just below Oxbow Dam.  There really isn’t much to see there, no stores, just housing.  We continued north along the Oregon side of the canyon on a gravel road to an old abandoned school site that I remembered from my survey work in the canyon 10 plus years ago.  We were not disappointed by the old school site, and we spent an enjoyable half hour poking around the area before heading back to our campsite of the night before.  On the way, we searched the campsites next to the road for firewood, coming off with a nice bundle for that night…

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Back in camp, as the sun set and beautifully illuminated the slopes across the reservoir from us, Todd and I worked on the fire, and on consuming a variety of beer and snacks, while John climbed up the hillside far above us with his camera.  Todd continued to amaze me with the way he could spot wildlife, in this case a herd of elk literally miles away from us up on the west-facing slopes enjoying the last of the evening sun.  Fantastic.  Soon enough, the sun had set, and it was time for dinner (and fireworks).  Because really, is there any better time to set off dangerous, illegal fireworks than in the winter over a body of water, I didn’t think so.  $45 worth of mortar shells went really quickly and so did lots of beer.  A great time was had by all, I think.

The next morning was kind of a replay of the first, with a quick breakfast followed by a boat ride and soak.  This time, we had company at the hot springs in the form of a couple who showed up right as we were getting ready to leave.  Apparently, they learned of the springs from a guidebook, and they had driven over from a Boise suburb to check it out.  We said hi and left them to the tub, fully satisfied with our experience.  The piece de resistance of the trip (for me anyway) was a fine Mexican meal at Los Potrillios in Ontario, Oregon.  Those chili rellanos really hit the spot.  A couple more hours and we were back, ready to unload and plan the next adventure.  Stay tuned.

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Epilogue
What is it about Hells Canyon that makes the place compelling to me?  Scenically, it is nice, not spectacular, but nice.  Weather wise, it is ok.  Sometimes you get socked in there with clouds and rain, and that can be a bummer.  Conversely, in the summer it really earns the name with baking, stifling heat (I have seen 117° on our truck thermometer when working in there in the summer).  Maybe it’s the hot springs (although I have been to others I like equally in beautiful settings out here in the west)?  I guess there is just something special about the place, maybe it is because it is one of those places that just feels old, like you are walking in the footsteps of the ancients.  That sounds good, although for me, it is just a place to soak and hang with friends in the winter, and you can’t beat that.  I don’t know, check it out, draw your own conclusions.  Just make sure you have a worthy boat.